4 Guys and a Movie

Watered-down martial arts. Played-out buddy cop themes. Incoherent yelling. RUSH HOUR.

Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?! 

There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout!

Sign me up!

Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos.

Why not.

Join us for Total Recall!

Do you like cartoons?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, but are not anime?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, are not anime, and are not actually cartoons, but are real people acting like cartoon characters?

GOOD. HERE'S THIS.

Guys, if your friends don't believe you have a real web shooter, you need to get some new friends.

Don't give in to bullying about Spider-tech.

Uh, also, we watch the animated Spider-man movie. ;-)

Ah, yes. It makes perfect sense. Dark. Gothic. Just a little silly. Tim Burton, the master of Tim Burton films, is back, this time, with a bunch of celebrities in monkey costumes. At least there is a bunch of goofy wire work.

yay!?

If the 80's and uh... 80's have taught me anything, it is that the part 2 of any franchise is gonna be a banger. Empire. Aliens. Judgement Day(not 80's, but adjacent) 

So now we follow up the "classic" "super hero" "movie" with Superman 2!

We can't wait.