Episodes
Thursday Jun 30, 2016
Episode 31 Eragon
Thursday Jun 30, 2016
Thursday Jun 30, 2016
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
The world was in great turmoil. Movies would come to theaters and then disappear into the night, never to be seen again.
thankfully, John Q. Hoolywood invented the TRILOGY. No movie would ever again go without another two sequels right behind it. And there was much rejoicing.
Enter Eragon, a one-movie trilogy about some kid who can talk to birds or whatever.
Join Uony, Crian, Sob and Koe, as they watch Jeremy Irons make another payment on his castle.
Wednesday Jun 22, 2016
Episode 30 Independence Day
Wednesday Jun 22, 2016
Wednesday Jun 22, 2016
On this very special episode, the guys sit back and soak in the very finest in world-coming-to-an-untimely-end movies. The grandaddy of them all, Independence Day! It's time to wax patriotic about aliens, old Jewish stereotypes and of course, Harry Connick, Jr.
Grab a beer and a 'brat, watch cars go in a circle and enjoy this timeless classic that is harder to watch than you remember.
Oh, and have a safe and happy 4th of July, America.
Wednesday Jun 15, 2016
Episode 29 The Core
Wednesday Jun 15, 2016
Wednesday Jun 15, 2016
This week the guys burrow to the center of the Earth in this SyFy channel original... Wait? It's not? This was released theatrically? Wow. OK.
Join us for the most mediocre of all the mid 90's to early 2000's natural disaster flicks, and be sure to cheer us on as we fight to stay awake!
Thursday Jun 09, 2016
Episode 28 Critters
Thursday Jun 09, 2016
Thursday Jun 09, 2016
What happens when a bunch of space-jerks escape from space prison? Why, you hire MORE space-jerks to hunt them down!
Join the guys as they face old fears, gasp at the attempted molestation of a young Billy Zane, and question the true origin of Lilo and Stitch.
Critters is a tale about douchey puppets that...grow? talk? I'm still not sure, but maybe we can figure it out together!
Thursday Jun 02, 2016
Episode 27 The Shadow
Thursday Jun 02, 2016
Thursday Jun 02, 2016
Lamont Cranston is The Shadow, a billionaire playboy by day, vigilante of justice by night! No... Wait.. OK, so he's like, batman before batman was batman. Except his music is batman. And his villain is kinda stupid. Y'know?... Just go watch batman. Any of them. Yeah, even that one. Nothing to see here, except indentured servitude, and strange powers that mean nothing and go nowhere. Oh, and a series of tubes.